"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
im LAUGHING SO HARD
oh mYG GOD I
holy SHIT
oh mY fUCKing GOd. They dated for a WEEK
ITT: Girl is crazy, guy is a fucking hero.
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IDK, GIVE HIM ANGRY EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING
lmfaoooooooooo, im rollin around on my livin room floor righh now. and to think…
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying